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From “Hi my name is Joe” to “wow that was great let’s do it again”.

September 22nd, 2009 Artur No comments

Love….oh so complicated. Every one of us has felt it; we all had the sleepless nights thinking of that one girl that has turned our world upside out. But one thing we did not think about is the fact that only diamonds are forever and unless you can supply them to that pretty flower of yours she is not going to be around for much longer  unless you got a secret weapon that she cannot out power. Read more…

AmOnTop on Facebook

September 13th, 2009 Jimbo 1 comment

So i was a bit high at 8 am eastern american time, read an article about Yahoo and Microsoft joining forces to battle Google, and i thought that i should make a fan page on Facebook. You know spread the word around about our darling little site. I reaaally don’t feel like typeing what will be on the page, so just look us up. thanks ;p

60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

September 2nd, 2009 Chenko No comments

List of Inventors killed by their own Inventions

August 30th, 2009 Artur No comments

Goldiggers Aim Status

August 17th, 2009 Artur No comments

HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE

August 11th, 2009 Artur 48 comments

Stupid girl on facebook

July 16th, 2009 Artur No comments

Man Vs Woman

July 2nd, 2009 Artur 3 comments

I have been called crazy one too many times. And that leaves me wondering… am I really crazy? I know everyone of my friends just nodded their heads in agreement but you know what I think the rest of the world has gone kuku while I remain the sole survivor. I’ve had a conversation with a certain person that I met couple weeks ago and a pretty big argument regarding a very big issue in this society. Equality!womanman

There are women all over the world who do not have the privileges that women here in U.S. have, do not have opportunity’s to chase their dreams and are forced to comply with the standards of their society.

Things are much different here in U.S. comparing to the rest of the world. Females here can get their hands on about anything thanks to few assets they were supplied with during birth. Titt’s and ass gets women better jobs and pretty much everything else they desire.

But what does equality really mean? The conversation I had on two different occasions with two different girls from two different sides of this great country of ours ended up in a conclusion that I am an asshole. So here is the deal. Whenever I am in a fight and someone takes a swing at me I do what most of self respecting men do, Swing back. Now since this is an equal society….and a girl mans up to take a swing at you is it fair for you to swing back at her? My personal opinion is if you are man enough to take a swing you are man enough to receive it.

I was born and raised in the former USSR, there is no need for me to write this article back in the “motherland”. Domestic violence is a very common problem that I do not side with. I am a son and a brother to two sisters. I know better then to hit a female over a dispute but so do my mother and my sisters, they would never raise their hand on a man as this would show a great deal of disrespect and will not result in a resolution of the problem. But it seems like girls here got so far ahead of themselves that it is considered “OUTRAGEOUS” to swing back at a female in response to her swing. So self defense is only valid in certain circumstances? How do you justify that? You cant! Don’t get me wrong, domestic violence is a very serious problem that has tragic consequences and I think the perpetrator should be punished to the maximum extent. But if I get hit by a girl I am not sorry to say I will conduct a defenestration of her from my 6th floor apartment.thoughts2

Who is it to blame that girls have this attitude? Men! I get shocked seeing what I see on daily basis here in NYC. Guys crawling around without any self respect. What the fuck? You catch your girl sleeping with someone else and you look for a problem in yourself to why that happened? Well that happened because she knew she’d get away with it. Your girl all of a sudden get pregnant from someone else and has the baby and you telling her you will trying to work thing out? In the words of the new generation. WTF!!!

What is love?

June 26th, 2009 Artur 2 comments

How do you know if she loves you? When shin lovee loves you, you will not have to wonder if she does or not. She will make you understand that in every possible way because she will go out of her way to please you. When she is next to you, you will see how much she loves you because she cant keep her hands off of you. When its love she will make you feel like you are the man… she will please you and she will make you understand that there is no one in the world that can please her the way you do.

She will not care about your unintentional fuckups and would help you correct yourself without any guilt. You will be her reason to live (at least for a little while) and she will make you have sleepless nights from being so happy as to have met her.  She will feel your pain and loose herself in ecstasy when you are happy. She is going to take away your desire to be with any other woman because to you she will be the best one of them all.

Friends

June 26th, 2009 Artur 2 comments

 

How did we come to this? I remember when i was just a little boy who had nothing to care about but which
tree to climb and which fence to run across, arguing with my friends who can make the longest jump or who can swim
the fastest. The friendship ment something more then just a person you can spend your free time with, it was a bond
that wasnt influenced negatively by the differences in characters but instead strengthened the relationship. Like
any other kids fights within ourselves obviously werent avoided, but the next time we saw eachother none would be
able to tell what the fight was about, because unlitimately we were still friends that would be there for eachother
no matter what, even as kids we were able to talk out any problems. Times have changed.
People are like wolves, traveling in packs, rarely to see a lone one that has realized the grim side of his
society or the one that was rejected by it. With constant battles for the bigger part of the meat instead of sharing
it equaly. How did we come to this? What changed in this aspect of life since we were little kids? In my opinion
this is the only part of life that is suppost to remain the same. We live a life where the negatives overweight the
possitives for many of us. Like the rest of us, i am not a perfect person, but one thing that i try to keep the same
is a possitive attitude towards friends and family, and in a situation when a conflict arrises i have no problem
confronting any of the people close to me, because of my belief that between friends and family anything can be worked
out. I am starting to see that that belief is soon to be forgoten by the rest of the world. I have a few ex-friends
that i have no desire of seeing or ever hearing from again due to some of their (my opinion) cowardly actions and there
are some that i have forgiven just to see them go back on the same path.
I have never thought twise about doing dental work on anyone who offended any of my friends, nether would i
think twise about beeing there for them moraly or financialy if am in a position to do so, but at the same time i
realize that i am not an easy person to deal with, do you know anyone who is? I thought friends were suppost to be
friends no matter what? My best friend is the the calmest person i ever met vs me, someone who looses his temper in
a blink of an eye. As different as we are, it is the easiest thing to be friends with eachother. Just like kids, we
argue, might get offended by something that one of us does, have different opinions on how to handle certain
situations but we do not have a problem confronting eachother and saying what is on our mind about our differences,
and after we talk it out we end it with a shot of vodka and nothing but good to say about eachother as friends. But
that is a very rare case in this society,from what i see in my own life and hear from alot of different people
the rest of the world is extremly different from our opinion.
As a conclusion i will try to simplify my opinion about this topic. Stop Buggin Out!!! If you do not like
the person or do not like way the person is confront him/her or forget they exist, do not mention the persons name
behind their back untill you talk to him/her. And if your differences can not be worked out, go your own different
ways after wishing eachother good luck. That would be the most mature way to handle it these day. I am applying
this advise to myself as well. And hope all of you the best. I would very much apreciate everyones opinions or stories
on this topic. So dont hesitate to comment.

kids playin soccer

How did we come to this? I remember when i was just a little boy who had nothing to care about but which tree to climb and which fence to run across, arguing with my friends who can make the longest jump or who can swim the fastest. The friendship ment something more then just a person you can spend your free time with, it was a bond that wasnt influenced negatively by the differences in characters but instead strengthened the relationship. Like any other kids fights within ourselves obviously werent avoided, but the next time we saw eachother none would be able to tell what the fight was about, because unlitimately we were still friends that would be there for eachother no matter what, even as kids we were able to talk out any problems. Times have changed.

wolf eatingPeople are like wolves, traveling in packs, rarely to see a lone one that has realized the grim side of his society or the one that was rejected by it. With constant battles for the bigger part of the meat instead of sharingit equaly. How did we come to this? What changed in this aspect of life since we were little kids? In my opinion this is the only part of life that is suppost to remain the same. We live a life where the negatives overweight the possitives for many of us. Like the rest of us, i am not a perfect person, but one thing that i try to keep the same is a possitive attitude towards friends and family, and in a situation when a conflict arrises i have no problem confronting any of the people close to me, because of my belief that between friends and family anything can be worked out. I am starting to see that that belief is soon to be forgoten by the rest of the world. I have a few ex-friends that i have no desire of seeing or ever hearing from again due to some of their (my opinion) cowardly actions and there are some that i have forgiven just to see them go back on the same path.

cat fightI have never thought twise about doing dental work on anyone who offended any of my friends, nether would i think twise about beeing there for them moraly or financialy if am in a position to do so, but at the same time i realize that i am not an easy person to deal with, do you know anyone who is? I thought friends were suppost to be friends no matter what? My best friend is the the calmest person i ever met vs me, someone who looses his temper in a blink of an eye. As different as we are, it is the easiest thing to be friends with eachother. Just like kids, we argue, might get offended by something that one of us does, have different opinions on how to handle certain situations but we do not have a problem confronting eachother and saying what is on our mind about our differences, and after we talk it out we end it with a shot of vodka and nothing but good to say about eachother as friends. But that is a very rare case in this society,from what i see in my own life and hear from alot of different people the rest of the world is extremly different from our opinion.

As a conclusion i will try to simplify my opinion about this topic. Stop Buggin Out!!! If you do not like the person or do not like way the person is confront him/her or forget they exist, do not mention the persons name behind their back untill you talk to him/her. And if your differences can not be worked out, go your own different ways after wishing eachother good luck. That would be the most mature way to handle it these day. Grilling them in the face work fine too :-)  . I would very much apreciate everyones opinions or stories on this topic. So dont hesitate to comment.